Pimp Tea verse 1:
Ay yo this is pimp tea reppin' brockway Entertainment outta Fredericton, New Brunswick Canada.
I got classified on the beat bringing it straight heat.

Well I'm pumpin' the bump in the skunk in the back of my trunk
And y'all better know that I ain't the one to be fakin the funk
I ain't fakin the funk

I'm not one to claim to be the illest emcee
Cause my bragging rights is a 4.2 GPA aaawww yeah

I work really hard, each and every day
Sometimes I snap, Sean One pardon me
I do things cheaply, don't drink chardonnay
And my vacations always involve the Bay of Fundy

For the last seven years I've been writing for the Brunswickan
Treating indie rap artists like my next of kin
Three years I've been on with HipHopCanada dot com
In those 3 years, two UMAC awards have been won.


Pimp Tea chorus 2x:
Well this is me <hey yeah>
Yeah this is me
Well this is me <hey yeah>
Yeah this is me
Well this is me
Not your typical MC
Troy Neilson aka Pimp Tea <woohoo>




Pimp Tea verse 2:
See back in '94 when I was in grade 10,
I looked to the future, made the executive decision
To work really hard, put my nose to the books,
Cause I knew I wouldn't get a scholarship based on looks

So I built from there, discovered rap in grade 11
Illegal satellite dish, and suddenly I was in heaven.
And I'm now having <pause> flashbacks <pause> of wise cracks
About me wearing old Adidas track pants & jackets to my class

Fast forward to 97, three hard years of tough work
Graduated 4th in my class, I was a geek, not a dork
And I retort; my school was the largest in the British Commonwealth
And I can take pride in saying I did it for myself

Got accepted to UNB, sponsored financially
By a scholarship - N. Myles Brown I'm thanking thee
CS, not the best, but it was the right fit for me.
Five years and I was done with my bachelors degree

Put in an application for an NSERC scholarship
My work & dedication paid off - they accepted it
So now I'm two years deep working on my Masters
My thesis is my nemesis, if not for hip-hop I'd finish faster

So the moral of the story, is if you want to get ahead
You've gotta put in the work and be willing to use a needle and some thread
I've made a lot of sacrifices just to stay out of debt
So now here I am, a preacher without a single regret

Pimp Tea chorus 2x

Pimp Tea verse 3:

I don't choose to write my rhymes surreptitiously
Nor do I choose to recite my rhymes slurring viciously
And I don't take myself too seriously. seriously? seriously! <For real B?>

I'm allergic to smoke, so I don't do weed
It's true that I drink, it's a pleasure I concede
My chosen poisons are Vodka & gingerale, Keiths, and Fireball
Just remember, its a pleasure, not a need

I admit it straight up, I'm not good at freestylin'
Do I practice much? No time son, work's compiling
And I'm smiling, <pause> while I'm filing <pause>
My income tax, never no time to relax and them's the facts

I manage to find the time to write my rhymes
With my mental and a pad & pencil
Err wait no, I've switched to PC, 'This is me', back it up on CD
Regardless, the instru ain't complete without the mental-lity

Pimp Tea chorus 2x


Pimp Tea verse 4:
I shop at Sally Anne, Value Village, and yard sale
My fashion statement roots in the fact I don't buy retail
Over-priced, never suffice to think twice
About why brand names couldn't possibly have a direct effect on my life

I pimp the system, got 5000 in my pocket,
I'm keen and listen, application and I cock it
Like a gun, getting funds, with a blow from my paper hammer <pause>
40 Gs in grants, so I double-check my grammar.

I gotta act confidant when I'm really not
You see in hip-hop, attitude means a lot.
I wish it were all about the love, and never no hate,
Sparked the debate, quick to negate, the talk of the fake,
I try to relate to whatever you state


Pimp Tea chorus 2x


Pimp Tea verse 5:
Now I gotta give props where props is due,
And to my brother Colin for spending hundreds of hours mixing this album.
Many, many are due to you.
He graduated from OIART, you know,
And the two videos, that put me on the map,
I gotta give thanks to Iain & Graham for that

STV & James Orr, I couldn't have asked for more.
I was ready to quit, and only your words talked me out of it.
Samantha your support did leagues for my self-esteem
Mom, Dad & GOD my love for you is like an undying regime

I'm sippin' on my sizurp, sizurp, sizurp

Yes I'm sippin' on my sizurp, sizurp, sizurp

Oh I'm sippin' on my sizurp, sizurp, sizurp

It's Pimp Tea